Palin Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is a serious physiological and psychological disease that strikes those with a predisposition toward idiocy or negativity. It also strikes those with low self esteem who put others down so as to compensate for their own personal inadequacies.
Its symptoms include diarrhea of the mouth, magnified personal misery, loss of bowel and bladder control and vomiting green (like in the movie "The Exorcist”). In extreme cases, the head may spin.
People who have "electile dysfunction" are especially prone.
If symptoms last more than four hours, seek immediate medical help as this could be signs of a more serious medical condition. PDS is easily diagnosed by subjecting the patient to Sarah Palin's name and observing their response.
A sampling of the numerous cases that have been diagnosed:
Palin Derangement Syndrome: Case #860,749
Palin Derangement Syndrome: It's The New Yorker's time of the month
A PDS moment – brought to you by the Joy Behar Show
Video – Sarah Palin, Vanity Fair, and Keith Olbermann’s Worse Person?
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